Spuddie's Quotations

Well, they aren't really "my" quotations...just tag lines, snippets of wisdom, humor and reality...stuff I've found while surfing the 'net, things I overhear in conversation, have seen in books or movies, heard in songs...and yes, even a few original "Spuddieisms." This started out as merely a collection of tag lines to use in my e-mail and newsgroup signature...and look what it's grown into...all because I can't make up my mind and choose *one* signature file to suit my every mood.  :)

I've given credit where I know who to give credit to...if you can attribute any quote that I haven't, or notice an error in an attribution, please e-mail me and let me know.

One word of warning: some are risque or may contain "language." Many are irreverent. Not all are politically correct...and you won't find scripture verses here nor very many inspirational 'feel-good' quotations...if you are easily offended, read at your own risk...and don't flame me if you don't like some of the quotations...don't say I didn't warn ya!

This site will be constantly under construction. I don't even have all the pages done yet, but the ones with highlighted links should work.  If not, let me know!

My *very* favorites....

Mark Twain

PJ O'Rourke

George Carlin

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